Hey guys, how you doing? My name’s Robbie and guess
what I got in the mail today. (angelic singing) (angelic music) Let’s open this guy up. (whistle) So, I got a letter and
on the letter it says, “You’re bigger than Vancouver,
you’re bigger than Venice, you’re even bigger than Las Vegas”. One million subscribers. Maybe you imagined that
one day, long time. Let’s skip all the reading. I don’t like reading. Signed by Susan, the CEO of YouTube. Thanks so much, Susan,
you’re frikkin’ awesome. Thanks for actually sending this to me. Now, let’s take a look at it, you ready? One, two, and (angelic singing) Presented to Robbie for passing
one million subscribers. YouTube, aww, that’s great. Thanks so much, guys. Let’s go ahead and hang
this up on my wall. Oh, here we go! Right below the one I made. Perfect!
Fits like a charm! Thanks so much, YouTube. It’s been a pretty good eight years. Let’s make some crafts. (upbeat lively music) First thing we’re gonna
need is flower oil. Just gonna go ahead and
put some of that in there. Oh, I need to take off the cap first. There we go. (carnival music) That oughta do it. Now we add our food coloring (liquid squirting) Okayay.
Now, for blue. Let’s do a little bit of green. (upbeat music) Okay, that should be good. Now we gotta go and mix this up. (upbeat explosion) Yeah, that looks,
great. And we just take our little cup of water and put that in there. (upbeat music) Oh man, that looks awful Well guys, I guess we
could say that it works. Nah, I’m just kidding,
this doesn’t work at all. This isn’t working correctly. (sad trombone) I’m gonna say that this one doesn’t work. (upbeat music) (crash explosion) (upbeat music) Here’s our hair tie. It’s actually kind of hard to get it through the air vents and then just like stick
my finger in there. I’m gonna have to use
my keys or something. Here we go.
Aha! Got it! All we have to do is
put our phone in there. Whoa!
There we go! Bixby, turn off, we
don’t want you right now. Well guys, I guess we could say it works! Although, my recommendation… Come on, get this out of here. Instead of going through all that, all you have to do is- (phone speaking) Shut up, Bixby. Instead of going through all that, all you have to do is put Velcro on the back of your phone, and then BOOM! It sticks. Easy peasy, Robbie life hacks! You’re welcome. That’s my version of this one. Well, don’t need this anymore. (whip crack) (soft rock music) Okay so, theoretically yes,
you could use two hair ties to just attach your
dongle to your headphones. But I have a better solution for you. See this iPhone? You don’t need this. There’s something way better where you don’t even
have to bother with that. It’s called an Android. Just get an Android. That’s my life hack for you. You’re welcome, (laughs) have a good day. (upbeat rock music) Okay guys, so here’s our sweater. There we go. Here are our hair ties. Put them on our wrist. Put them on our other wrist. We’re gonna work our way up our sleeve. And we’re gonna make our way downtown. (A Thousand Miles by
Vanessa Carlton plays) But in all seriousness, we’re gonna make our way up these sleeves. (elastic slapping) Okay good, now we’re
just gonna pull these up. Aha!
Wow, my gosh. My sleeves are really staying up. Oh yeah! Well guys, I guess we
can say that this works! But, it kind of feels like
I’m losing circulation in my arms, so I’m gonna take these off. (soft music) Here’s our soap dispenser. Here are our two cups. So, here’s how much we get without the- Oops! So, here’s how much we get
without the rubber band. (gel squirting) That’s one squirt, that’s not bad. I feel like you guys are over reacting. Like, that’s enough soap for me. I think that’s fine. Anyway, let’s go ahead
and wrap this around. Now, time to put some
soap in this bad boy. Ready? One, two and- (gel squirting) Oh yeah, that’s definitely less. You can’t really see too well,
but it’s definitely less. Well guys, I guess we can say it works! (soft music) (screaming) (soft music) (children cheering) Okay, so here’s two cups. Let’s go ahead and pour
the Sprite into this one. I know, it’s so fizzy. I can’t believe it’s about to fizz over. I should probably get
different Sprite actually ’cause this is kinda old. Well, might as well drink this. Okay, got a brand new bottle of Sprite. Let’s try this again. Oh please don’t explode,
please don’t explode. Okay, we’re gonna pour. I mean that wasn’t so bad. Okay, now we’re gonna
try it with this one. Ah, how do we even do this? Okay, I’m just gonna have to try it again. So apparently we just… Okay, no, try it again. One, two, and- Okay, this seems very scary. How am I supposed to- Oh no! Yeah I did it! This seems like a very
inefficient way to pour Sprite. I’m gonna go ahead and say that this one isn’t really practical. What the heck am I gonna do
with four cups of Sprite now. (sighs) Okay, well, I guess I’m
gonna drink all these. (upbeat music) So here’s our ping pong ball. Let’s go ahead and make a
hole in it really quick. (drilling) Here we go. Let’s hope I don’t mess this up. (drilling) So far so good.
Next side. (drilling) Okay, not bad. Now, we have to try and put this string through it. I don’t know if I’ll be able to do this. Uh, this guy, like that. (horror music) Oh no. How am I supposed to get
this through the other side. It didn’t really show you how to do that. (children cheering) I did it, woo! Okay, now all we have to do is tie that. There we go. Now, I’m going to snip the extra- (whip crack) Cool, looks like we’re all set. Okay, so let’s turn this bad boy on. Here we go! (tap running) Whoa!
Okay I’m pulling it away. Oh, oh, oh my gosh!
It’s staying. That’s pretty cool. Well guys, I guess we can say it works! (upbeat music) Okay, so here’s our pesky shirt
that just keeps falling off. Oh no! My tank top just keeps falling off. What am I- Come on fall off. Oh no, it fell off, what do I do? First, we get our hairband. We put ’em on.
Boom! Hang that back up. Oh look it’s not falling off. Well, I mean a little bit. Actually, that’s actually working. Well guys, I guess we can
say that this one works! (upbeat music) Okay, so the closest thing
that I have to a picture that I can hang is this white board. I don’t have any pictures of anything, so. (slow motion) I’m gonna go ahead and take
a photo of you guys like this (laughs) Here are our hoOkays. Let’s go ahead and
screw these bad boys in. Oh my gosh, come on, get in there. This is harder than I thought. Get in there hoOkay. Maybe I have to hammer it in a little bit. There we go. Get in- No! Get in there! This thing is giving me
quite the trouble right now. (hammering) Here we go! Okay, one down, another one to go. Right here and… (hammering) I accidentally cracked it
a little bit but it’s fine. It’ll be fine. Now, we go ahead and get our hair ties. Might need a couple more actually. And we just kind of band them together. Band together. (whip crack) One there and one- Uh
oh, this one closed up. Oops, just go ahead and
open that up a little bit. Oh no, got ripped out of the wood. There we go! Okay, now we gotta try and hang this up. Let’s hang it right here. (bang) Well that didn’t work. I need a screw here. These should do nicely. This is probably an awful idea, but we’re gonna do it anyway. Here we go, right there. (drilling) Okay, looks good. Now we’re gonna hang it up. Wow guys, I can’t believe
that this one actually worked. I guess we’re gonna have
to say that this one works! (light, upbeat music) Okay, so here are our flip flops. Oh no, it’s brOkayen. What am I supposed to do? Just put them back in? That’ll never work. Oh no, it won’t stay! Whatever will I do? Just gonna go ahead and
get our rubber band. Put that back in there. Then we gotta put it on here. Put it on here.
Put it on here. A two- Ouch. Oh, man. Two and three. Come on, maybe it fits like that. Okay it’s just bending it in half. I don’t know about this one. Yeah, that oughta do it. Oh man, that (laughs) looks
a little uncomfortable. Pull that up here, come on. There we go. Well it feels like it’s kinda just like bending the flip flop in half. It’s not coming out though,
no matter how hard I try. So, I guess we could
say that this one works! (slow, happy music) Okay, so here are our cups. Lets add our water. (water glugging) That’s good. Add yellow food coloring to this one. Blue- Oh, I think it’s blue f- Uh frick! I messed this up already. What do I do with this? It’s okay, everyone messes up sometimes. I just realized I need
one more cup of water. So, I’m just gonna pull this over, put this on the middle, here’s
another cup, here’s red. Now we’re gonna go ahead and
mix these up really quick. (glass shattering) Okay, good. So, put that in there, put that in there, this in here, one more. Okay, now all we gotta do is wait. (plucky, upbeat music) Okay, so it’s been about 10 minutes. Not much is, really made
much progress with the blue. However, with the yellow, it
looks like a lot has spread to the yellow and this is
starting to turn kind of orange. Let’s go ahead and let this
sit for a little bit longer. Maybe this will actually work. I don’t really know. Maybe I gotta fold this
over one more time. Okay, let’s try that. (mysterious music) Okay, it’s been about half an hour. Not much progress with this. I mean the blue has kind
of bled in a little bit but, still not a lot of progress. This looks like it’s working though. I guess we’ll give this another 10 minutes and we’ll see what happens. (upbeat music) Okay, it’s been almost an hour now and not much has changed with the blue. So I’m gonna go ahead and say
that the blue doesn’t work but these guys kind of work. Man, this was so anticlimactic (sighs) I’m gonna go take a nap,
I’m really sick right now. (light, upbeat music) Okay, so here’s our paper. I’m gonna go ahead and cut
this down to size first. Line all these up. Yeah, that should be good enough. Get my Exacto knife and we’re
gonna cut it straight across. I really hope that this works. Oh, man. (tissue paper ripping) Oh no, I messed up at the end. Oh well, it’s fine. Okay, I’m gonna use a
Sharpie instead of a pencil because that’s what I got. I’m starting our with our pink one. Then we just- Oh, maybe I do need a pencil. I’ll go look for a pencil. Okay, here’s a pen. This is the closest we’re getting. Just roll that up, then
we add our next one. Roll this up with it, there we go. Okay, last one. Okay, looks good. Now, we take the pen out, uh oh. Are we gonna be able to get this out? There we go, just- oh no! Let’s try this again. There we go, got that out. Don’t need this anymore. Apparently we just go cut
it right down the middle. But not all the way. We just do it until it’s, you know, just a little bit like that. Perfect! Yeah, that oughta do it! Then we go and we cut down just like that. This is harder than I thought it would be. Are my scissors just dull or something? You can do it scissors! Oh man, I think I’m messing this up, ahh. Maybe try it from the other side. I think I just have to cut
it by layer or something. Uh oh no! I’m gonna tape this part in place. There we go!
Ahhhh! There we go, I think we did it. We got through all of them.
Awesome. Okay, so I separate these from the green and then I’m just supposed to- like that and then cut
around it like that. Yeah, that should do it. Then we cut these at an
angle, just like that. Okay, now for the fun part. We just give this a pull and theoretically it should
just all kind of unravel and be really pretty and nice, maybe. Did I do it right? Oh my gosh, I think we might have done it. Ah, I hear ripping. Come on. I think I have to keep
twisting it like this. Like they did.
Come on. Okay, that just fell out. We’re just gonna call that one a loss. Okay, now apparently we
just push it back together and it should make a beautiful flower. Yeah, that’s great! Okay, so let’s just put
theirs on this side, and here’s mine. So, uh, I probably need
some more practice at this. But, you know, it looks great! Well guys, I guess we’re gonna
have to say this one works! I mean, not really, but kind of. I mean, I’m just bad
at this, I don’t know. So, here’s our sink, here’s our glue. All we have to do
apparently is just kind of put this on our hands like that. (squirting) Oh man, I think I have enough there. And we just kinda- (laughing) That should be enough
now we turn on the faucet (tap running) Okay nothing, let’s try this again. Need some more glue. That should be enough. Okay, I really hope that
this doesn’t mess up my sink. Ready?
We’ll start out really slow. (upbeat music) That literally did nothing. Okay, one more time, just to be safe and I’m gonna do it really, really slow. Ready? One, two, and- (tap running) Well guys, I guess I’m
gonna have to say that this one doesn’t work. (upbeat music) Okay, so here are our cups. Let’s fill this one up
with water, perfect. Let’s go ahead and fill
this one up with Sprite. There we go. Okay, so apparently if
we just drop a grape into this one, it’ll sink. If we drop one into this
one, it’ll go to the bottom and then if we drop another one in, it will float back up. So, here we go. (children cheering) Okay, that one worked, next. Okay, let’s try this one again. You ready? One, two and- (sad guitar) Are you gonna float? Nope, not yet. Maybe this time? And, are you gonna work?
Nope. Okay, maybe this time. (dinging) I had to jiggle it a little bit, but it looks like it’s working. Maybe if I just tap
the glass or something. Oh, it fell back to the bottom. Well guys, I guess we can
say that this one works! Oh, it floated back up
to the top again, nice. (soft, happy music) Okay, here are our earrings
here’s our rubber band. I literally just bought all these earrings so I could take four of these things. Well, I don’t need these anymore. (glass shattering) Oops. Now we’re gonna go ahead and put ’em on our rubber band. Oh, that just flung out of my hand. Okay, we’ll try this again. Here we go, come on. This might be harder than I thought. Okay, one down and another! Oh, the trick is to kinda stretch out the rubber band a little bit and it just pops right on, like that. That one also flew. Here we go, ugh. One more.
Aha, I’ve done it. Now it’s time to try to
put these guys on my teeth. Okay, so apparently I just kinda… Ugh that takes bad, ugh that tastes awful. That doesn’t look good. Maybe if I tie it a little bit. Just gonna tie a little
knot so that it’s shorter. (gagging) That tastes awful. Ahh so close. This is definitely gonna
take longer than I thought. That’s so bad.
Move it a little bit closer. (drum roll) Ahh, just doesn’t wanna stay in. Bleugh, sorry I got so much
rubber taste in my mouth. I’m gonna say that this one
kinda works but not really. Maybe if you have big gaps in your teeth. But I don’t really have
that big of gaps in my teeth So it doesn’t really work. Also, that was a thumbnail by the way. Okay guys thanks so much
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