Wait. What the heck? [Intro music] Hey guys, what’s up? LDShadowLady here and welcome back to FunCraft! Last episode we started exploring this world and found a beautiful little field to build our house in. But it turned out to be overrun with mechanical octopuses. So we’ve had to abandon it, and here I am back to square one. And we need to go find a slightly less hazardous place to live. And maybe while we’re looking for that we can find some cool stuff along the way. For instance, this pink hot air balloon is catching my eye. I am going up there, somehow I’m going to do it. I’m going to need some more wood. Oh my gosh! I just fell and it was scary. So let’s have a few of these trees, and replant them. What is that? That is a flower I have never seen before. Woah, it’s sucking in the atmosphere! I want to decorate my house with these. Wait, what? Ender fragment? Ender Daisy? Oh no, I replanted it! Now I have this Ender Fragment. From now on I’m going to collect them and I will have a little Ender Pearl farm. Oh my gosh, if I had an Ender Pearl I could just Ender Pearl up there. I don’t even need to build up. Let’s see if gathering a bunch of these Ender Fragments will make one full Ender Pearl. Oh my gosh, there are so many of these around and now I’m stealing them so nobody else can have them. I’m going to be the Queen of Ender Pearls on this server! OK, now we have nine Ender Fragments. So let’s see if this will make an Ender Pearl. Yes! My hunch was correct. Now I have one chance, one shot, one opportunity to get to the top of that balloon. Hopefully I don’t miss. If I don’t make it this is going to be so embarrassing. Oh my gosh, please don’t kill me. Are you serious?! I do not deserve to be the Queen of Ender Pearls! OK, this is it. Attempt number two. I’m ready. Oh wait! No! I think it’s time to admit defeat and tower up there like it’s 2010. Oh boy, we made it. I miscalculated slightly, but we made it! Let’s just dig right on in and emerge into the balloon. Yes! Let’s see what my prize is. Oooh, we’ve got some iron and some golden apples; some potions of regeneration and a golden nugget. Not bad! Now time to get down. So we actually turned natural health regeneration back on, so potions of regeneration aren’t super important but still kind of nice to have. So now let’s have a look for somewhere nice to build. With my sword at the ready because you never know what’s gonna pop – What is that? I was literally just talking about something weird popping out and there you are! Oh my gosh, he hits so hard! I can’t get away. Oh my gosh, I wasn’t ready… I was so close to being safe, I was going to try hide underneath the tree. Dang it! Now he’s going to be there guarding my stuff, which is rather annoying. Stupid Enderman doesn’t know I’m Queen of Ender Pearls, he should not attack me! I think he’s gone though, thank goodness! Oh no, he’s right there. OK. Just going to scoot on past you there. He’s literally standing on my grave! Rude man! Wait. What do I have in my hand? Humanoid flesh!? Is this mine? Am I holding my own flesh in my hands?! That’s extremely disgusting. This guy has to die, you can’t hide from me. I can see you very clearly stood right there, you googly doofus. Let’s grab my stuff real quick, and let’s go and attack him because he’s almost dead. If I can get the jump on him – He’s too healthy! I can’t hide anywhere! No! I was so close! OK, well third time is the charm, so hopefully this time we can really get him. There he is, and there’s my dead body, he’s still standing on it! OK, I’ve got everything. I’m just going to poke him with my sword, just a little bit. And look what I got, a freaking Ender Pearl! I really am the queen. Oh no, I just realised that in the chat it shows how many times I got killed by that Enderman. And that I finally got revenge on him! Man, these leather boots are not that helpful at all. Wha- Hello, beautiful spirits. What the-? Oh my gosh, that does not look right! What do I do with a fairy? Oh look how cute it is! What do they do? Oh my gosh that one is beautiful, she’s red. What do I do with a Rainbow Fairy? Oh my gosh, I need to know. OK, well I tried googling it and I still have no idea. So the only logical thing to do is try and kill one, and see what happens. OK? I’m going to kill the most beautiful one. Please don’t be angry at me. It’s for science! I need to know! This is for my research. Come back, you can’t escape from me. Come here! What did I get? She dropped glowstone. Wait, I just realised I can transform into one now! Oh, I’m so adorable! I wish I could fly, but I can’t. Ow, I did not mean to fall down here. But look! I’m like a beacon of light in the dark! Wait – I’m not that beacon-y! Nevermind! Get out! This is what it looks like through a fairy’s eyes? What kind of drugs was this Rainbow Fairy on? This is terrifying! Wait, what is that? And who is that?! Oh my gosh, she’s a squirrel? What does that mean? What do you do squirrel girl? Can I be friends with a squirrel? What happens? Wait, I just gave her an apply and she ate it. What if I give her enough apples, will she love me? Let’s try. Come on, give me all the apples! Where did this chest come from? What the heck? Hello? Oh my gosh. It’s an inventory pet chest! And I got the Squid one! That’s cute, kind of useless, but kind of cute. And I got some diamonds, this is my lucky day! OK, if nine apples isn’t enough for her, I don’t know what is. Come on! What! She does magic tricks if you give her apples? She is levitating right now, and I’m kind of scared. Wait, what the heck do I do with this girl now? What do I do? Oh my gosh, I have literally no idea what this mod is. But I think I have daughter now. So this is me and my new adopted child, she is a little squirrel kin. And you know what? I’m going to give her my leather boots, because she probably needs them more than I do. I really don’t want her to die. What the – what just happened? The boots just flew at her head. Maybe she needs special armor. She won’t take my leather boots! Fine, I’ll keep the leather boots, but just know that I tried. Now hopefully she will follow me around if I just set her free. Come one then! Yes, she’s following I think. She’s kind of freaking me out, I regret everything but I don’t want to kill her. I’m just going to call you Squirrel Girl for now, let’s go Squirrel Girl! I’m going to investigate this pig. OK, it looks like another balloon, so we need to get up there. And I think I have an idea. I know what you’re thinking – Lizzie it didn’t work last time, why would it work now? And all I can say is, there is no guarantee that this will work. So please cry for me when I die, Squirrel Girl. And look after my grave, I’ll be back to get my stuff. Go – I’ve missed again! I’m so sad that my new daughter had to see that happen. What a horrific sight! I’m sorry you had to see that, but please move out the way and don’t pick up my stuff. It’s mummy’s stuff, OK? Oh gosh, don’t look at the blood, that’s gross. Don’t walk on it. Let’s clean that up. Yup. Now let’s just get up there the old fashioned way. Let’s get up there – WOAH! What have I told you about practicing that kind of witchcraft around me? OK, let’s see, what have we got? We got some more potions, which I don’t need so I’m just going to leave them there. But I will take the iron. OK, I hope she can do some kind of voodoo magic to get back down, because otherwise I’m just going to have to leave her in this balloon forever. It is adorable, so not a terrible place to leave your child behind. Now let’s summon her back down. Squirrel Girl, come on now! Oh my goodness, she just flew! I saw that, I saw you flying. OK, as scared as I am of my new friend, she’s also pretty cool. Woah, woah, woah! Is this what I think it is? Yes! It’s Joel’s demented face buried in the ground. We have to do something about this. You sit here and watch. I’m just going to clear the space around his head, like I”m unearthing a fossil or something. What a perfect specimen of a Shrek-face Fossil from the Jurassic Period. Now let’s open it up and see what’s inside. I’m going in through the nose. Hello? What. Oh my gosh! It’s so green in there! Wait, what the heck? Is that Creeper flying? Does that horse have googly eyes on its butt? There’s just a lot going on here that I wasn’t prepared for. What have I just walked in to? That is so stupid looking. It’s butt looks like Squidward’s face! I’m going to see if the Creepers really can levitate by just opening up a hole in the top of his head, and seeing if they pop out. This is the true test. Creeper, hello? Yo Creeper! OK, maybe it can’t fly. Maybe I’m just seeing things. It really looked like it was flying though. We should get out of here Squirrel Girl. Oh my gosh, she’s going to attack it. No! No, do not attack the Zombie Creeper. Bad Squirrel! Let’s go, let’s get out of here. She’s trying to attack it, but I want her to come with me. Oh no, she’s not going to leave, she’s obsessed. What am I going to do with you? She’s going to die if there’s an explosion. I’m so scared of one of these Creepers blowing up. Oh my gosh! A hole, a hole! I was not ready for that! But now I can reach this chest. Yes! This will be helpful. I can make a hat, that might help. Ah! What the heck? That dirt block just turned into a – What even is that? Why did that happen? This place is way more dangerous than I even realised. My goodness! My gosh, there are so many of them. Yes I killed it! One down! Wait, what the heck, now the horses are floating! Does everything in this world levitate? Oh my gosh, more just keep spawning. This is never going to – Oh my gosh! It got out! That was so close, what did it drop? Is that a potato? No, it’s the Eye of the Storm. Well. OK, I think what we need to do is break the spawner. Boom, it’s gone. We’re free from the terrifying reign of the levitating monsters. Oh no! Squirrel Girl was sat right there! I think she may have died. Oh no, she’s fine! And there’s one little Zombie Horse left, which is perfect. And a Creeper Head, cool! Now, let’s go! Yo, we should build here where the fairies are, they have blessed this land. This is the complete opposite from the mechanical octopuses. That land was cursed, this land is blessed. And we have a nice little Spruce forest in the background here, so that’s cute I guess. So I’ve built myself a little hut to live in for now, and I’ve decorated it with all my possessions. But next episode I’m going to be building my forever home with creative mode. So before we do that, let’s make sure I have loads of supplies. I am going to go mining. OK, so since my iron sword is almost broken, I’m going to make a new diamond one with my first ever diamonds. Ta-da! And now I am ready to go mining! Ooh a cave! What the heck is that? I don’t know, let’s try mine it. Moonstone! That sounds amazing. I don’t know what you can do with it, but I love it. What’s this stuff? Marble, boring! Let’s go a little deeper. I’m going to need some coal. Hopefully it’s not troll coal, otherwise I’ll cry. Ooh, and some iron ore, perfect. I was just about to say I’ve been so lucky so far, that nothing bad has come out of the troll ores. But I would consider this even more lucky. Oh my gosh, who’s that? Harold the Undying? What beautiful eyes you have Harold. Wow, this is actually kind of handy. Now I have an endless supply of coloured wool. But I don’t think I need any of that right now, so I’m just going to leave. Oh man, this goes really deep. What’s down there? Could be diamonds, could be death, who knows? Not me, so I guess I’ll just have to go down and find out. OK, it sounds suspiciously like death. But we can’t know for sure. Hello? Wait, what is that? There’s mossy stone there. Is that a dungeon? OK, it’s definitely some kind of spawner, because I can hear a lot of zombies. I just need to find out how to get in. It’s down there, what is it? What is it spawning? Oh my gosh, it’s spawning zombie me’s! OK, I am definitely going down there! Hello ladies! There’s a baby one! There are way too many of these things. Oh my gosh, there’s a normal zombie up there. Look at all the dead me’s. Oh no, I feel kind of bad killing the little baby one because it’s got googly eyes! Oh my gosh, they keep spawning. I’m going to have to get rid of the spawner. OK, we’re good. Oh my gosh, they keep spawning, what the heck? OK, we’re in. It’s safe. I think. Let’s see what’s in these chests. Yes! What was that? A zombie fell. It’s coming to get me. What the heck? Where do all these zombies keep coming from? OK, so we’ve got a name tag and a Shulker Box? Sweet! What else do we have? Ooh, a diamond axe with efficiency, a golden sword with fire aspect, an emerald, and a saddle. Yes! And, oh my gosh, now I don’t know which sword to use I have so many! My diamond sword is still the best. So I will just leave these behind, but I will take my diamond horse armor. Alright, let’s get out of here. I’m kind of sad that there weren’t any diamonds in there. But at least we got some cool stuff. Now let’s get some of this iron ore, because we are going to need it. Ah! What was that? Oh my gosh, the sheep flew out and it terrified me! We have to go deeper. Lead the way Sir Barry. Ah, I have just pushed you down into a hole that doesn’t go anywhere. Sorry about that, you’re probably going to die down here. I see something on the mini map over there. So I’m just going to head towards it. I don’t know what it is, but I wish to know. Oh my gosh, what was that? What the heck? What the heck did I just see in the darkness? That was terrifying. I need torches. There was nothing there! It was just a wall! Now I’m even more confused. Oh it’s another one of these. Who’s in there this time? Oh, it looks like – Yup, it’s Joey. I think I’m just going to leave that one in case there’s an explosion that kills me. So I’m just going to back away. Plus there was some kind of possessed spirit over there in the walls. So it’s probably – Oh my gosh, what the heck? That one has green googly eyes! I wasn’t ready for sheep to explode out, this was a mistake! This was a huge mistake! Let’s get out of here. I can’t deal with all this. Let me out, let me out! Oh no, oh no! Now I really can’t get out! This is a disaster! Move out of the way! Ya gurl needs to escape! There we go. Stop! It’s my escape, not yours! OK, let’s just leave that behind. Not going to lie that cave sucked. OK, I think that’s enough caving for one day, so that’s where I’m going to leave it for this episode of FunCraft. Next time I’m going to build myself a big, beautiful, majestic house to live in. So let me know in the comments what kind of house you think I should build. Don’t forget to leave a like, and I will see you next time!